I texted my wife a photo I took of myself in the shower while I was staying in a hotel.

Me: I took a picture for you in the hotel. Not all soapy… But I did the best I could.

Erin: Wow. You look big there 😍
Erin: How did you do it? Timer?

Me: Housekeeping

Erin: Did you have some fun with the maid?

Me: Nah. She just took the picture.

Erin: Well that’s no fun.

Me: I know. Bitch.
Me: Maybe you should use a timer app for me 😉
Me: Although I’m sure you’d rather have the maid 😜

Erin: Only if the maid was male

Me: I meant to clean up the house😜
Me: but, ok 😊

Erin: You could always barter with a maid… She could clean the house in exchange for your services. 😉
Erin: Only if she was hot though. I would want to watch and I wouldn’t want to see you with some ugly maid.

Me: I wouldn’t want to do an ugly maid. I’d rather just clean the house myself. Of course, you could just barter with me for housework and we’d both be happy.

Erin: We can barter. I will let you lick my pussy, then you can clean the bedroom. 😘

I love my wife. ❤